did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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