Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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