doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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