Kiss
Puke
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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