would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Randomize
