You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
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How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
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He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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