They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
