But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
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im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
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I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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