Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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