Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
