I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
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Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
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My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
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