this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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