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im drinking this country out of the recession.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
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We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
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The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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