This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
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It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
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Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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