Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
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Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
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I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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