Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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