Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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