I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize
