I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
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Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
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Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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