Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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