we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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