Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
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i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
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Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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