i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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