i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
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I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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