I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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