if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
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I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
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Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
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