Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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