Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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