plz talk dirty to me
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
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from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
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I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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