I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
