who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
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Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Operation Purity has been aborted
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
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I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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