I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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