watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
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A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
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Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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