Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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