with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Mom said you looked used
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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