and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
do herpes really smell.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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