If i come over, it means nothing
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
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