I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
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I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
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So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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