you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
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do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
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In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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