So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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