guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Oh god it's open bar.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
