Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
try to milk me bitch
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