I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
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