Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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