But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
So vagazzling was a success
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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