i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
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It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
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Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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