It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
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After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
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I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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