He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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