he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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