why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Do vagina's smell?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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