Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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