I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
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