I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
only if we run a train.
done.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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