my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Randomize
